The Ramblings of an Insane Man

And I'm not even high

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enginecogs:

What MODOK actually looks like:

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What Disney Infinity seems to think MODOK looks like:

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WHY DID YOU GUYS MAKE HIM A GIANT CAVITY CREEP LOOKING BOOGER?!

You know, sasdly there are some designs from marvel that make him look like that. 

And it sucks. Gimmie the adorable Superhero Squad design, Disney.

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Idina Menzel
Elsa has sex for the first time

infinitetimetaco:

dengarde:

I was collecting the voice files from Disney Infinity when I noticed that Elsa’s are arranged and performed in a rather…amusing way.

Performed by Idina Menzel herself

God is dead and this guy killed him

I killed God?

I *AM* GOD.

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paranolives:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

Reblogging again I don’t even care I want this guy to go to Disney World

EVERYONE BELONGS IN DISNEYWORLD

paranolives:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

Reblogging again I don’t even care I want this guy to go to Disney World

EVERYONE BELONGS IN DISNEYWORLD

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dengarde:

dengarde:

dengarde:

IT IS JULY 4TH.
I HAD TO PASS ON A CAMPING TRIP BECAUSE OF A WORK THING
THE WORK THING CANCELED ON ME
I HAVE NO CAR
BUSES DON’T RUN TODAY
I AM LITERALLY TRAPPED HERE ALONE WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT WATCH THE GOLDEN GIRLS IN MY BOXERS WHILE EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM.
SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE ME 

 I’VE SUNG EVERY SONG FROM CHICAGO, THE PRODUCERS, FROZEN, AND THE LION KING
IN CHARACTER


I MADE PANCAKES



WELL IT WASN’T LYING

dengarde:

dengarde:

dengarde:

IT IS JULY 4TH.

I HAD TO PASS ON A CAMPING TRIP BECAUSE OF A WORK THING

THE WORK THING CANCELED ON ME

I HAVE NO CAR

BUSES DON’T RUN TODAY

I AM LITERALLY TRAPPED HERE ALONE WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT WATCH THE GOLDEN GIRLS IN MY BOXERS WHILE EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM.

SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE ME 

 I’VE SUNG EVERY SONG FROM CHICAGO, THE PRODUCERS, FROZEN, AND THE LION KING

IN CHARACTER

I MADE PANCAKES

WELL IT WASN’T LYING

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dengarde:

dengarde:

IT IS JULY 4TH.
I HAD TO PASS ON A CAMPING TRIP BECAUSE OF A WORK THING
THE WORK THING CANCELED ON ME
I HAVE NO CAR
BUSES DON’T RUN TODAY
I AM LITERALLY TRAPPED HERE ALONE WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT WATCH THE GOLDEN GIRLS IN MY BOXERS WHILE EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM.
SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE ME 

 I’VE SUNG EVERY SONG FROM CHICAGO, THE PRODUCERS, FROZEN, AND THE LION KING
IN CHARACTER


I MADE PANCAKES

dengarde:

dengarde:

IT IS JULY 4TH.

I HAD TO PASS ON A CAMPING TRIP BECAUSE OF A WORK THING

THE WORK THING CANCELED ON ME

I HAVE NO CAR

BUSES DON’T RUN TODAY

I AM LITERALLY TRAPPED HERE ALONE WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT WATCH THE GOLDEN GIRLS IN MY BOXERS WHILE EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM.

SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE ME 

 I’VE SUNG EVERY SONG FROM CHICAGO, THE PRODUCERS, FROZEN, AND THE LION KING

IN CHARACTER

I MADE PANCAKES

7 notes

dengarde:

IT IS JULY 4TH.
I HAD TO PASS ON A CAMPING TRIP BECAUSE OF A WORK THING
THE WORK THING CANCELED ON ME
I HAVE NO CAR
BUSES DON’T RUN TODAY
I AM LITERALLY TRAPPED HERE ALONE WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT WATCH THE GOLDEN GIRLS IN MY BOXERS WHILE EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM.
SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE ME 

 I’VE SUNG EVERY SONG FROM CHICAGO, THE PRODUCERS, FROZEN, AND THE LION KING
IN CHARACTER

dengarde:

IT IS JULY 4TH.

I HAD TO PASS ON A CAMPING TRIP BECAUSE OF A WORK THING

THE WORK THING CANCELED ON ME

I HAVE NO CAR

BUSES DON’T RUN TODAY

I AM LITERALLY TRAPPED HERE ALONE WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT WATCH THE GOLDEN GIRLS IN MY BOXERS WHILE EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM.

SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE ME 

 I’VE SUNG EVERY SONG FROM CHICAGO, THE PRODUCERS, FROZEN, AND THE LION KING

IN CHARACTER